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AWP-3-003 - TRAPPED BRIDGE

Protagonist

Still just cats.

???

Fine. That’s fine. Okay.
As you can.. not see, we don’t want any of Karnage’s cronies past this point. Such as his daughter. Speaking of which..

???

ANTAGONIST. I CAN SEE YOU. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO DO THIS!? WHY SHOULDN’T I JUST EXPLODE THE BRIDGE RIGHT NOW!?

Protagonist

Okay, I know how this looks. Er, how I look. But I’m not her. I’m her but from, um, another universe. Or something.

???

You expect me to believe that?

You

[DEFAULT] …
[DECEIVER] Okay you got us, but what’s happening is that Antagonist is defecting.
[VIEWER] Look at the hair!

[AMBASSADOR] If you think about it, if she was in disguise you would just do the normal process anyway, right? So there’s no reason not to do it when she’s not in disguise because she is otherwise the same person in both scenarios.

???

Alright, fine, we’ll put you through..

???

THE TESTS

???

I will give each of you a question. You must answer as if you are someone who isn’t one of Karnage’s army. Answer all three correctly and I will disable the bomb.

Protagonist

All three of us?

???

Yes

Protagonist

Even him?

Dashijiru

Who?

???

Yes.

Dashijiru

I don’t know a “yes”.

???

Whatever. Antagonist!

Protagonist

That’s PROtagonist! Pro!

???

I’m sure. Your question: There is a trolley about to run over five innocent people tied to the tracks. You can pull a lever to send the trolley on another track that has only one person. Do you pull the lever?

Protagonist

Which group has better loot? Are they wearing hats?

???

What? No, none of them have loot.

Protagonist

Then I ignore the whole thing and find something more fun.

???

So you leave the five people to die?

Protagonist

Am I supposed to care?

???

… hmm. Well, that isn’t what I would consider heroic. .. But Antagonist would have actually put some thought into it more than how much loot she would get. She’s smarter than that. So I guess you pass?

Protagonist

Wow. Rude.