AWP-1-009 - UNKNOWN GATEHOUSE
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Gatekeeper
Thanks so much. I didn’t want to leave my post but I also really didn’t want to miss the big Solitaire tournament.
You
[MANAGER] Alright, let’s get back to the reason I called this meeting.
[VIEWER] Can I watch?
[AMBASSADOR] Ah, will you open the gate for me?
[DEFAULT] Not baccarat?
Gatekeeper
What’s baccarat?
You
[AMBASSADOR] Never mind, could you open the gate for me?
[AMBASSADOR] Allow me to tell you the rules!
[DECEIVER] It’s a game where you ride giant rats. It’s popular where I’m from.
[DEFAULT] Oh, um, so what about the gate thing?
Gatekeeper
Oh the real gate broke a long time ago, it’s just some ropes now.
You
[PUNCHER] I am going to kick your whatever they are allowed to call them here.
[MANAGER] It looks like there’s a bit of a disconnect, if I may summarize.
[AMBASSADOR] So I didn’t need the lever after all?
[DEFAULT] Okay!
Gatekeeper
You wanted to pass the gate right? You can just go.
You
[MANAGER] I don’t want to assign blame here, but something needs to be done to overcome this challenge.
[AMBASSADOR] So I never needed the lever at all?
[DEFAULT] Ah.
Gatekeeper
No, but I needed it.
See, the real gate broke a long time ago. Nobody wants to go this way anyway so we never budgeted to fix it. I just repurposed the machinery for my television.
You
[DECEIVER] Aha! I’m a secret traveler sent by the gatehouse.. main.. place. To make sure the gatekeepers are keeping the gates properly! This is going in my report!
[AMBASSADOR] Ah, I guess I misunderstood. Good bye.
[DEFAULT] Whatever, I’ll just go.
