AWP-2-004 - STOLEN CASTLE

Lord Karnage

An apocalypse, you say? It would greatly interest me to know how that occurred.

You

[MANAGER] I have pertinent information to share with you regarding the apocalypse. Please let me know if you have a moment to discuss further.
[DECEIVER] Oh see, I forgot most of it when I fell. Amnesia. You know how it is.
[DEFAULT] Oh, right. Do you know who Justica is?

Lord Karnage

Oh, I know. I also know ways of jogging your memory.

???

I’d like to take the first crack, if I may?

Lord Karnage

Antagonist, my daughter. Do you promise to leave a few HP this time? I don’t want a repeat of your last.. toy.

Antagonist

I will try to be.. gentle.

Lord Karnage

All right, have fun.

You

[PROGRAMMER] Hey, you think I could get a quick click on the two of you?
[COLLECTOR] Hey, you think I could get a quick click on the two of you?
[AMBASSADOR] Hey, you think I could get a quick click on the two of you?
[DEFAULT] …

Antagonist

It would be extremely smart if you just came with me with no fuss.

Lord Karnage

What is with this person and clicking?

Antagonist

Maybe he thinks we’re cookies?

Lord Karnage

What?

???

It’s just a joke, never mind.

Lord Karnage

I get that part, but it’s kind of out there, isn’t it? It would have made more sense at the beginning of the conversation before I introduced myself and everything.

Antagonist

It doesn’t have to make sense.

Lord Karnage

Comedy is- look. Let’s assume you were going for pure absurdity. It would be absurd to imagine us as cookies, but then the joke is actually a reference? It’s messy. That’s really unlike you.

Antagonist

(I could say the same thing..)

Lord Karnage

What’s that?

Antagonist

Nothing, Lord.

Make it stand out

[AMBASSADOR] Take me away.
[DEFAULT] Can we go now?