OWP-0038 - Can I Touch It
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Doomdian Tour Guide
And here we have floors thirty six through fifty: The Labs. Here our scientists are hard at work putting together the Fourth Edition rulebook for Normal Rules Baccarat.
You
1. Can I pet the rats?
2. So now I know who to blame.
3. Did you fix the issue when the 3rd player can choose to pass three turns in a row in order to gain double-advantage when braving on turn six when using the Jörmungandr class?
4. Don’t you mean Doomdian Rules Baccarat?
Protagonist
Don’t encourage them!
Doomdian Tour Guide
Of course not, there’s only three main branches of Baccarat: Normal Rules Baccarat, Ancient Skyrian Baccarat, and Bad Baccarat.
Protagonist
I’m going to murder the next person to say Baccarat.
Justica
Oh, here you two are. Learning about Baccarat?
Protagonist
Real riveting stuff.
Protagonist
Actually wait, being riveted with a.. riveting tool. Whaddyacallit? Gun. Rivet gun. would be preferable.
Justica
Be nice. Baccarat is an important part of Doomdian culture apparently.
Justica
Any way, some news: You two can take the Code Fragment, but I have to come with you in order to make sure it’s not misused and that your quest doesn’t devolve into a murder spree and/or festival of debauchery.
Protagonist
WHAT!? Really!?
Protagonist
I mean. Sure, I have no problem with that condition.
Justica
You.. are sure you’re okay with not murdering people?
Protagonist
Pfft, me? Murder? You must be thinking of a different bandit. Anyway let’s see that loot!
Protagonist
Wow. Can I touch it?
Justica
No.
