OWP-0037 - It's My Job And My Pleasure
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Protagonist
Wait, Doomdia actually HAS ONE?
Justica
Yes, it’s one of the royal treasures. Nobody knew what it was for, though.
Protagonist
Can we have it?
Justica
The plan you told me does seem like it would work. But it’s not my decision.
You
1. Well that’s that then. Let’s go.
2. C’monnn!! Please?
3. I guess we gotta steal it.
4. I guess we gotta kill everyone.
“SPEECH SUPERSTAR”
Justica
Tell you what, I’ll ask the King and see what he says.
Justica
Guide!
Doomdian Guide
Yessir ma’am sir general th’am! New New Doomdian Tour Guide Doomdian Guide here! Here’s my card!
Justica
Can you take these two on a tour while I speak with the King?
Protagonist
No, that’s quite alright, you don’t have to-
Doomdian Guide
Oh but I do, it’s my job and my pleasure!
Doomdian Guide
So, first on the tour is the guards barracks. That’s where the guards, soldiers, warriors, fighters, defenders, and me live.
Protagonist
Uh huh.
Doomdian Guide
If you look to your left, you can see my desk where I come up with new, better optimized tour routes, and where I keep my four Guide Of The Month awards from Messanguary, Imposarch, Invispril and Endune.
You
1. Very impressive.
2. Pfft, I can do your job better than you.
3. Uh huh.
4. What happened during Termay?
Doomdian Guide
I took a vacation to the Tour Guide Convention at Groundia. Doomdian Fighter filled in.
Protagonist
Can I kill them? I really want to kill them.
You
1. Go ahead.
2. Please don’t.
3. Maybe we shouldn’t?
4. Not if I kill them first.
Doomdian Guide
Yes, please don’t. My spouse, Doomdian Guide’s Spouse, would be very sad.
