OWP-0010 - I'm Extremely Awesome, You See
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Protagonist
Hey before we throw down let me talk to Stive real quick before he finishes choking on his own throat.
Protagonist
Hello, Stive. I’d like to clear some things up.
Protagonist
First, about that town. I was trying to steal a wheel of cheese and the entire town aggroed. I didn’t have a choice there.
Protagonist
I don’t just kill indiscriminately for fun. It’s a pain if you wipe out a town. That’s another set of vendors I can’t sell my trash to.
Protagonist
Secondly, about the Dragon business. That mission was scaled-
Protagonist
Heh. Scaled.
Protagonist
It was scaled super low because I started it and then did a bunch of other quests and came back to it when I was stronger.
Protagonist
I’m extremely awesome, you see. Very powerful. But you chose the two stories about my exploits that don’t actually reflect that. Keep that in mind for next time.
Protagonist
Not that you’ll have a next time. Because you’re already dead.
Protagonist
And I don’t mean that in the usual sort of way someone in a post apocalyptic wasteland is known to. Shame.
Protagonist
… anyway where was I? Oh right, you!
Stuven [Elite]
Finally. I was getting-
Protagonist
Not you. The one in the helmet.
Stuven [Elite]
I have a helmet.
Protagonist
I mean the other- the one in the cloak and the full-head helmet. You.
You
1. ?
2. !
3. …
4. [Say nothing]
