• Wields a gun smuggled out of Tera-Corp by his father

• Always wondered why his parents didn't choose the more common spelling of "Dex" and if it's supposed to be short for "Dechster" or what.

• Watched every episode of Ultimate Destroyer Robot Mechazor L 4 times.

• Always cries at the end of episode 32 when the dude dies.

• Is not actually interested in a relationship with Celestina so stop asking.

• Thinks he is 37% more cool then he actually is.

• Is still pretty cool actually.

• Is fucking terrible at chess.

• Actually finds the square shades uncomfortable but considers is a iconic part of his look.

• Straight

• Currently has the power of technokinesis.

• Was engaged to Echo (now a pre-widow)

• Developed a rampant AI which developed an even more rampant AI and tried to take over her body with Nanomachines.

• Owns every single ADVENTURERS! game

• Number of governments hacked: 7

• Number of international incidents: Almost 1

• Really into erotic fan-fiction.

• Bisexual

• Pansexual

• Drinks a lot

• Has sex a lot

• Most number of genders involved in orgy: 9

• Member of the Vengeful Sisters

• Is the smart one

• Is also the dumb one

• Should probably be the main character

• Her prescription is mostly for astigmatism.

• Doesn't like the feel of contacts.

• Once ate an entire erotic cake in one sitting on a dare.

• Has done many, many other things on dares.

• Daughter of the Domerelli crime family

• Was working against them, now is the head of them??

• Big fan of the TV series S.W.O.R.D

• Actually DOES want a relationship with Shadehawk but up until recently wouldn't admit it

• Actually now that you mention it a lot of things about her were "up until recently"

• Battled a horde of Santas once.

• She actually came up with the name "Crossroad" first and rationalized it afterwards.

• Around about the same time she got Excalibur, which fell from space

• (Long story)

• It's like she's obsessed with battles and war now.

• I dunno it's probably nothing.

• Echo used to be her Wrench.

• Confirmed Kills: 217

• Unconfirmed Kills: 119

• Deconfirmed Kills: 2

• Probably belongs in the bad guy section now.

• Leader of the Vengeful Sisters

• Has a problem with insubordination

• Way too addicted to phone games, actually

• Didn't really think much about her sexuality until Aftershock dropped the bomb.

• Loves Dragon very much

• I mean "Loves" Loves

• She's a lesbian.

• Member of the Vengeful Sisters

• Managed to get the courage up and now is in a relationship with her crush.

WATERFALL - Delphine

• Nicest member of the Vengeful Sisters

• Except when her nasty side takes over due to the experiments that were done on her

• Most scoops of ice cream successfully eaten off of one cone: 9

• Most scoops of ice cream attempted: 10

SNOW ANGEL - Bryce

• Still deciding if he wans to remain a member of the Vengeful Sisters

• Teenage transboy

• Ball of confused hormones

• Favorite video game: Star Admiral 2

• Number of characters romanced in Star Admiral series: all of them, at least once.

• Smoke-a-panel habit

• Killed Shadehawk’s dad

• Has a brand new bow, or maybe a scythe. Who knows

• HORSEMAN

• Bad enough boss that his minions tried to unionize.

• Plans within plans within terrible plans.

• Model prisoner.

• Actually has a doctorate in Law but mostly just uses to to keep track of which laws he’s breaking.

BARON DIAMOND

• Ace street fighter, emphasis on the ace.

• Solves every problem with a punch.

• Muscle for hire if you promise a battle.

• Opened his own dojo.

WIZARD

• Hates Tera-Corp for experimenting on him.

• Hates Shadehawk for some reason.

• Has a lot of hate in general.

• Enigmatic and puzzling.

UNION

• One of the aforementioned minions of Nefarious.

• Not Alphonse.

• A well paid horde is a happy horde.

• Got blow’d up.

UNION (2)

• Another of the aforementioned minions of Nefarious.

• This one actually is Alphonse.

• Doesn’t actually care much about minions.

• Got a robot body.