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OWP-0079 - Coffee Break

Protogonist

It looks exactly like the other room.. But hey! That’s three down out of six. 50% done! Just gotta grab it and-

Justica

No! Settle! You need protective gauntlets, remember?

Protagonist

You can’t keep all of them away from me.

Justica

I can and I will!

Protagonist

Now let’s bl*w this joint.

You

1. Blew? Bliw? Bluw?
2. In context, that word is not a cuss.
3. Yes, let’s.
4. Before we get s*cked into another situation, I assume?

Justica

It is when she says it.

Left Door Guard

Hey, there’s someone swearing in there!

Right Door Guard

Even when we’re on a coffee break, you’re so pretty when you notice intruders..

Left Door Guard

What?

Right Door Guard

What?

Left Door Guard

What did you just say?

Right Door Guard

I didn’t say anything. Hey look they’re trying to steal the Fragment! Call for the King!

Protagonist

Ah n*ts.