OWP-0024 - I Have Just One Question
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Protagonist
There are only a few types of problems when you really get down to it.
Protagonist
ONE. Problems that can be solved by violence directly.
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TWO. Problems that are caused by violence that, in general, can also be solved by further violence.
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THREE. Problems that aren’t directly solvable by violence, but through application of violence can be made irrelevant or unsolvable and therefore can be safely ignored.
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FOUR. Problems that are not obviously solvable by violence, but can be solved by a more creative use of violence.
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And five, other boring problems I don’t care about.
You
1. Them’s fightin’ words! (Attack)
2. I have just one question…
3. …
4. Them’s scary words! (run away)
“VISION”
You
[SUCCESS] WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!?
Protagonist
I’m not sure I understand-
Protagonist
Oh, you mean THAT. That-
Protagonist
Aw sh*t.
