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AWP-1-012 - 'K' ZONE - MITTLEGREEN

‘K’ Soldier

Hey, what are you doing!?

You

[DECEIVER] I’m the army inspector and you’re goofing off!
[DECEIVER/MANAGER] I’m the army inspector and we are very concerned about your performance.
[PUNCHER] Take this!
[COLLECTOR] Can I just click on you for a second?
[PROGRAMMER] Okay this is just bad game design, having an entire stealth section where you immediately get caught afterwards? Come on.
[DEFAULT] Woopsydoopsy

‘K’ Soldier

I have to agree with you there, mate. If I was you I’d be right furious.

You

[PUNCHER] I’ll show you how furious I am!
[AMBASSADOR] So if you agree, you should let me off.

[PROGRAMMER] I bet if I got caught out there I’d have to restart the whole thing.

‘K’ Soldier

I know, right? It’s so inconsistent.

You

[MANAGER] I will have to speak with their supervisor.
[DEFAULT] Yeah. …

‘K’ Soldier

. . .

You

‘K’ Soldier

So are you gonna come quietly or am I going to shoot you or what?

Make it stand out

[PUNCHER] Is resisting arrest an option?
[AMBASSADOR] Of course. I seek an audience with your lord.
[SPEEDER] You have to catch me first!!
[DEFAULT] I’ll come quietly.

‘K’ Soldier

(Yeah I’m sure that will go great)

You

[DEFAULT] What was that?

‘K’ Soldier

Nothing.