OWP-0007 - Cut A Swath
/Stive
Perhaps we can discuss this like rational adults?
Protagonist
You seem like a smart cookie. What do you think I’m going to answer?
Stive
I assume nAUUGH MY FACE
Protagonist
No? Were you going to say no? If you were going to say no you were right. You really are a smart cookie.
Styve
Hey what’s going on ov-
Styve
OWUCH THAT WAS MY FAVOURITE KIDNEY
Stave
Sh*t that WAS Styve’s fav kidney. This girl means business.
Styve
OOFH MY OTHER KIDNEY THAT WAS MY SECOND FAVOURITE BUT WAS JUST RECENTLY UPGRADED TO FAVOURITE
Stave
I hope she doesn’t go after m-
Stave
WAUGH MY SPLEEN WHICH I WAS INDIFFERENT TO BUT I’M STILL GOING TO MISS IT AND OW THE REST OF ME IS ALSO GETTING STABBED
Esecutore
The one referring to herself as The Protagonist began to cut a swath through the gathered bandits with surprising ease. Not the least surprising is how well she was cutting with a piercing weapon.
Stove
Augh! My swath! Huh? I didn’t know I even had one of those!
Protagonist
F*CK YOUR SWATH!
Styve
… and there goes my favourite blood too …